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Woven Belt - Classic Red

Woven Belt - Classic Red

Regular price £34.95 GBP
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Strap in for a rib-tickling ride with the belt that's guaranteed to keep your godchild's trousers and spirits high! 🤪👖

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Introducing the witty waist-hugger that's a riot of fun – the Classic Red Woven Belt! Perfectly sized for rascals and angels alike, this belt stretches comfortably from 26" to a gallant 42". Woven from the heroic threads of REPREVE® fabric, your godchild's fashion statement will be shouting 'I care for the planet!' 🌍🌟 Available in small, medium, and large, it suits every child's wardrobe, no matter the size or sass!

  • 🎩 Humorously holds up half-pints' pants with panache!
  • 🌿 Crafted from eco-friendly REPREVE® - a nod to Mother Earth with every wear
  • 🐾 Infinitely adjustable for growth spurts and festive feasts!
  • 🍒 A pop of classic red to make any outfit cheekily charming
  • 🌊 Joins the fight against plastic pollution with a 5% charity donation
  • 🎁 Arrives in an organic cotton pouch, perfect for presenting your prankster present
  • 🧽 Stain-proof and stress-free cleaning - just a wipe away from looking new!

Seal the deal on your reputation as the godparent with gusto! The Classic Red Woven Belt is not just a gift; it's a wearable wink, a nudge of naughtiness, and a testament to your legendary gift-giving skills. 🌟😉


- Standard Shipping Tracked: Delivered in 3-5 working¹ days at £3.95 (within the UK mainland).
- Free Delivery: For orders over £60, delivered tracked in 3-5 working¹ days (within the UK mainland).
- VIP Free Delivery: As above, but for customers who have added 6 birthday reminders for the young people in their lives. No minimum purchase required.
¹ Working Days are Mon-Fri, excluding those precious Weekends and Bank Holidays.


For returns or exchanges, items must be sent back within 14 days of receipt for a full refund of the product costs. Ensure tags are intact and items are in their original condition. Return shipping costs are the customer's responsibility. Items worn, used, or without tags/packaging cannot be returned. Use our online returns portal linked at the bottom of the page for an easy return process.

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